Intercontinental Ballistic Joke
Several men are in the changing room of Ikoyi golf club in Lagos. Then a mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "What’s wrong with your voice darling? MAN: "Nothing really, just tired! WOMAN: "Ok. I am at the ShopRite shopping mall inside wranglers and found this beautiful Versace leather coat. It's only =N=119,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure,…go ahead if you like it that much. WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2016 model. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "=N=28,000,000". MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year ...