ARSENAL 2-2 CHELSEA: MY VERIDCT



ARSENAL 2-2 CHELSEA
my verdict

1. Arsenal need to seriously consider going to beg the gods whom they have obviously ously offended. They have to get some kolanuts, alligator pepper, salt, and native chalk, and locate this god and appease it intensely. Many penalties have dubiously gone against Arsenal and this can only be blamed on the gods.

2. Alvaro Morata also need to visit the oracle to find out the root cause of his misfiring prowess against Arsenal. He had many glorious chances but he acted like an Arsenal sympathiser and refused to put the game to bed. He needs to find out if the people from his village were behind his ordeal.

3. England should seriously consider introducing the Video Assistant Referee (VAR) system without delay because England is reputed to have the worst referees after Nigeria. The English Premier League cannot afford to let its popularity slip away because of dubious officiating. For example, Cesc Fabregas should never have been awarded a yellow card in that match, Jack Wilshere should have seen a second yellow, and Eden Hazard should have been issued a yellow card for diving instead of a dubious penalty. The VAR would have been able to avoid the calamitous and monumental errors that changed the cause of the highly entertaining draw. And The English Premier League should realize that there are many people doing sports these days and bad officiating will be breaking more hearts than usual.

4. Antonio Conte needs to sit down with Bakayoko and ask him what his problem is. He also had a couple of decent chances to score and he scoffed them perfectly. He didn't much of cover for the defenders and he didn't even try to feel embarrassed.

5. Victor Moses seems to have an untreated fear for Arsenal. How could and experienced Moses allow a toddler in the person of Ainsley Maitland-Niles take him to cleaners on several occasions.

6. This is the most entertaining draw you will ever watch.



7. And Arsenal need to take Alexandre Lacasette along when they are going to consult the oracle. He has not scored in almost 9 hours of Premier League football. He needs to renew his subscription with his jazzman.

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