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HULLABALOO ABOUT SEX DOLLS

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I find it excruciatingly absurd to find out that people are beginning to pay undue attention to the new trend of sex dolls. Well, if sex with a married person that you are not married to is called adultery, and sex among unmarried people is called fornication, then what is sex with a doll called?  Answer: masturbation. Before I continue with this article, let me attempt to define sex dolls with some help from Wikipedia: A sex doll (also love doll or blowup doll) is a type of sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner for aid in masturbation. The sex doll may consist of an entire body with face, or just a head, pelvis or other partial body, with the accessories (vagina, anus, mouth, penis) for sexual stimulation. The parts are sometimes vibrating and may be removable or interchangeable. Some of the first sex dolls were invented by Dutch sailors in the seventeenth century who would be isolated at sea during long voyages. These masturbatory dolls, referred to by the Fren

HOW TO EXERCISE THE BRAIN

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Whether you're trying to get your brain back into shape or you just want to keep it as strong as it is now, there are some things you can do to exercise your brain. You can use different strategies to enhance your thinking and word skills, play games, socialize, engage in life-long learning, and taking care of yourself. You probably won’t see results overnight, but after a few months of using these strategies you may notice a big difference in your memory skills. 1 Read as much as you can. Reading is great brain exercise. You can read newspapers, magazines or books but just keep in mind that the more challenging the text is, the more of a workout your brain will get. Like any exercise, start small and work your way up. Try reading books that will teach you something new, such as books about history or another subject that interests you. 2 Increase your vocabulary. You can also learn new words from a word-a-day calendar or dictionary. This exercises the language portion of

LALONG CAUTIONS NIGERIANS AGAINST SPITTING ON THE GRAVE OF THE BENUE VICTIMS

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DIRECTORATE OF PRESS AND PUBLIC AFFAIRS PLATEAU STATE GOVERNMENT HOUSE. PRESS RELEASE. BENUE KILLINGS: LET NIGERIANS NOT SPIT ON THE GRAVE OF THE VICTIMS. The Executive Governor of Plateau State Rt Hon Simon Bako Lalong has expressed serious displeasure at the manner in which reports making the rounds on social media and some broadcast stations, concerning the interview he granted to members of the Press, after his meeting with President Muhammadu Buhari at the Aso Villa Abuja of Thursday the 11th of January 2018. The Executive Governor in his clarification on the statement credited to him, in which he was quoted as having said he warned Governor Ortom of Benue state not to implement the anti open grazing law, said it is sad that his expression which bothered on the plateau situation, in which he said he was waiting for the provision of the ranching alternative ahead of the total ban on open grazing in the State, was taken out of context and completely misquoted when his

SOME STRANGE BUT TRUE AND AMAZING FOOTBALL FACTS

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1. When Barcelona's Xavi was 19, he almost signed for Milan. His father gave his "yes" to him but his mother said "if Xavi leaves Barca, I will divorce!" 2. While Zlatan Ibrahimovich's youth team was 4-0 down, he came in as a substitute and scored 8 goals. 3. Juan Mata is the first player in history to have joined Manchester United from Chelsea. 4. Xherdan Shaqiri in the first 5 years of his senior career won 5 league titles 3 at Basel, 2 at Bayern. 5. Alex Song has 27 siblings - 17 sisters and 10 brothers. 6. Ryan Giggs is the only Premier League player to score 100 goals without scoring a hat-trick. 7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named after former US President Ronald Reagan. 8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with more than a hundred players, but never with a Manchester United player. 9. Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his youth team won 23 - 0. He scored all 23 goals. 10. Chelsea have been relegated more times than th

7 SALIENT THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT MARRIAGE BEFORE YOU WED

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There are many disturbing truths about marriage. To me (Quora), the most disturbing is how the actual thing is so vastly different than anything it’s purported to be. 1. Marriage is not unconditional love There is hate. Resentment. There is bitterness. Isolation. Betrayal. And pain. You can't feel love for your spouse 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It's just not honestly possible. Most times you have to fill up the space by pretending to love. 2. Marriage has inertia There are times when we cannot access our love. Sometimes, it’s marriage – not love – that keeps us married. This thing manifests in shared cutlery and mattresses, anniversary rituals and holiday cards – this thing sometimes keeps us together. 3. Marriage is not the agent nor the perfection of you It doesn’t fill your cracks and makes you complete. It’s not what you’re missing in life. It’s not the fulfillment of your true self. Marriage doesn’t do anything; it – perhaps – allows you to do things.

ARSENAL 2-2 CHELSEA: MY VERIDCT

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ARSENAL 2-2 CHELSEA my verdict 1. Arsenal need to seriously consider going to beg the gods whom they have obviously ously offended. They have to get some kolanuts, alligator pepper, salt, and native chalk, and locate this god and appease it intensely. Many penalties have dubiously gone against Arsenal and this can only be blamed on the gods. 2. Alvaro Morata also need to visit the oracle to find out the root cause of his misfiring prowess against Arsenal. He had many glorious chances but he acted like an Arsenal sympathiser and refused to put the game to bed. He needs to find out if the people from his village were behind his ordeal. 3. England should seriously consider introducing the Video Assistant Referee (VAR) system without delay because England is reputed to have the worst referees after Nigeria. The English Premier League cannot afford to let its popularity slip away because of dubious officiating. For example, Cesc Fabregas should never have b

Full text of President Muhammadu Buhari’s 2018 New Year address

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I join my fellow citizens this morning to welcome and celebrate the New Year 2018. This year promises to be pivotal in our quest for CHANGE.   Unfortunately, I am saddened to acknowledge that for many this Christmas and New Year holidays have been anything but merry and happy. Instead of showing love, companionship and charity, some of our compatriots chose this period to inflict severe hardship on us all by creating unnecessary fuel scarcity across the country.  The consequence was that not many could travel and the few who did had to pay exorbitant transport fares. This is unacceptable given that NNPC had taken measures to ensure availability at all depots. I am determined to get to the root of this collective blackmail of all Nigerians and ensure that whichever groups are behind this manipulated hardship will be prevented from doing so again.  Such unpatriotism will not divert the Administration from the course we have set ourselves. Our government’s watch word and policy