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David King Being a gentleman is difficult, if we really want to do the right thing. But there's no other way to go than doing the right thing. This is the second in the series of Gentlemen's Code. 1. Embrace colognes. The way a man smells tells a lot about his personality. Your personality is your subtle pride. And make sure your cologne is not too loud. Men don't wear loud scents. 2. When climbing a staircase, take the steps one at a time. Never fall for the temptation of jumping double time. This only means that you should arrive your venues on time. 3. When driving in traffic, do not engage in road rage. Insulting other drivers only makes you appear abnormal and mentally unstable. 4. Never spit in public. Be it through the car window or into the gutter, spitting in public is unethical. If you must spit, do it privately and neatly. A serviette or handkerchief will make it less messy. 5. If you have cattarh or runny nose, go everywhere with a handkerchi

By the time I turn 50, by the grace of Almighty God, I want to be the funkiest, hippest, happiest, most swaggerlicious 50-year-old ever. I'm already working on it. There shall be no pot belly, no scraggly beard or bushy hair, no wearing of lace all day with Yoruba cap, no chewing of tobacco, and no calling of my wife Mama Serena. I won't sit on my butt scolding the government for not doing this or not doing that. I will be the change I want to see. I won't form sugar daddy for any small girl but I will encourage them to rise above their limitations and be what they want to be with a view to changing the narratives surrounding their peculiar vulnerabilities. I won't do side-chicks because my main chick would be more than trendy enough for me because I won't deform her by stressing with too much childbearing. 2 is enough, I don't want a football team. I won't go out to eat nkwobi and isiewu with my guys while my family remains at home eating tuwo t